Andrew (not Andy, A.J. or Drew)

Done with NaNoWrimo! Yeeeaaaaah! For more details, see www.nanowrimo.org

'kay, so I'm just your normal teen san diegan writer/very mediocre poet :P. I like Fantasy (lots of people do), Sci-fi (lots of people do) and westerns (not alot of people do these days). Right now I'm learning German. Not much else about me.
People have called me many things, weakling, whelk, woodwose, but you mustn't call me Andy, A.J. or Drew!
I write to see what I'll write. To see what my character's will say. To surprise myself.
One of my favorite writers is Terry Pratchett, a highly celebrated british author. So for all you brits' out there, I LOVE Terry Pratchett's work, you oughtta be proud.
You can message me about anything you want. Seriously. Anything. Even nothing. I don't get enough messages anyhow. It's OK. I won't think you're weird. I'll actually be very thankful for something to do...you can even message me about messaging me! =D :) :D =) ;D ;) :P =P
Ok, lemme make this clear to yall, I'm not going to review your work if A) It has riddled with bad words(like F bombs and such) or B) it's rated mature. PLEASE! I'm not going to read anything rated mature! Don't even ask me! I have had several requests lately with mature ratings and lots of bad words(I don't mind things like 'b*****d' and 'damn' and such. It's the f's that really get me)! I do use language in my stories, but only to make the dialogue more realistic. I don't believe in using language just to use language. If you persist in requesting inappropriate works to me, then I may just get fed up and block you! Well, you'd have really really REALLY be getting on my nerves. Anyway, in the future, remember this please. I will read things with language, but not works with loads of it.

Here are some songs I like...(sorry, I don't have a playlist)


Ankh Morpork National Anthem

"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.

We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due."

--Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series
(I'm very patriotic to Ankh Morpork)

Orion Beta Mining song

"Don't give me no more of that ol' Janx Spirit,
Don't give me no more of that ol' Janx Spirit,
No don't give me none more of that ol' Janx Spirit,
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry, and I may die,
Oh won't you pour me one more of that sinful ol' Janx Spirit"
--Douglas Adam's "The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy"
(I love that song...and I love that sinful ol' Janx spirit too :D)



My blog: http://vintagespammy.blogspot.com/