I Wanna Be A Soap Star

I Wanna Be A Soap Star

Verse 1

I wanna be a soap star

I wanna go really far

Have my own dressing room

And be adored by millions of fans

Being Erica Kane's personal assistant

Who arrives in Pine Valley to shake things up

Would definitely rock my world

But first, I gotta get me an agent

Verse 2

I wanna be a soap star

The publicity attached to it is what I crave

Having a six-figure income

Would wash many of my worries away

Being paid by Jack Abbott to spy on his nemesis

And bring down Newman Enterprises

While being part owner of Crimson Lights

Would definitely rock my world

Bridge

I wanna be a soap star

I wanna promote myself on every talk show

I wanna co-host with Ellen or Kelly

And on The View if they get rid of that Survivor chick

Chorus 1

Amnesia, multiple marriages

I would sign up for that in a heartbeat

I wanna be a soap star

Long-lost twin, business tycoon

Or any role I can sink my teeth into

Chorus 2

Corrupt D.A., jilted ex-hubby

I would sign up for that in a heartbeat

Local mobster, nosy reporter

Or any role I can sink my teeth into

I wanna be a soap star

Written by B. (Monday, November 28, 2005)

Copyright 2005