Fat Santa

Limerick

There once was a Santa so fat

His head was too big for his hat

In the Chimney he stuck

An escape? No such luck!

And a fire was going at that

Author's Note

Discovered this little Christmas limerick I came up with a few years ago. Figured I'd post it just for the fun of it. Hope it makes some of you smile!

Reviews

[Michael X]

Ha ha, limerick perfection, I love christmas poems and this really tickled my funny bone, classic, witty and one for the ages ^_^

[AK]

Nice Christmas limerick! It made me feel like Christmas was coming..

[Wendy Seames Garner]

Did he get stuck before or after delivering the presents?

[Priya]

Haha wonderful. Thank you for this limerick! :)

[E. Ryan Miller]

This. Made me laugh. The humor that was put into these few words is really a treat.